February 2012
5 posts
WatchMy Friday night. (play)
WatchMy Friday afternoon. (work)
This is awesome. Read it now. →
January 2012
8 posts
WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. →
Fucking finally. →
December 2011
6 posts
WatchSo this guy was on my doorstep, collarless, bare-boned, and screaming his head off at 6:00 AM this morning.
What should we name him?
November 2011
7 posts
Aptness through retrospective reading 101;
“Read any women’s magazine and you’ll see the same complaint over and over again: Men - Those little boys ten or twenty or thirty years on - are hopeless in bed. They are not interested in”foreplay”; they have no desire to stimulate the erogenous zones of the opposite sex; they are selfish, greedy, clumsy, unsophisticated. These complaints, you can’t hep...
Reblog if you're from Portland, Oregon. I want to...
Yeah, why not.
Star Wars as a Psychological Observation
Her: You know, i think our respective choices for the best star wars movie says a lot about our contrasting personalities.
Me: You’re an icy tragedy, I’m a sweltering goof-fest?
Her: Well, i think it’s a little more complex than that, but more or less, yeah.
The Empire Strikes Back is about introspection, and personal growth, but also about betrayal and misery, the evil in all...
Anonymous asked: What do *I* need? Like you don't need anything? What do you need? Pay attention to yourself. What's going on in there? And don't forget there are people out here that love you for who you are, nothing less, nothing more.
Mexican physics.
Me: You know, outside of rolling methods, I refuse to believe that there is a difference between a “soft taco” and a burrito.
Her: Fair enough. The contents have a tendency to vary, though.
Me: Well of course. But the level of change in both of them are the equivalent to the variance in contents for a “regular” taco. I mean, you put beef, cheese, and lettuce into a...
October 2011
6 posts
1 tag
September 2011
7 posts
2 tags
Never trust a man who doesn’t drink →
Good rationale.
Watch
10 tags
August 2011
10 posts
Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
“Try not to forget who you were when I met you. I will do the same. I fell in...”
– C. Gaya (via meeyanpete)
I swear to all that is horny, this is 100%...
So. Today, I was offered TWO high-paying salaried jobs. Today, I got a 25% raise. Today, I learned my boss is buying me a car. Today, I figured out the chord progression to a song by ear for the first time. Today, I didn’t have to use my AK.
I guess you could say it was a good day.
